Sarah and I recently moved to Austin and still haven't moved all our stuff,
so we spent this weekend cleaning out the old house. Upon arriving we noticed that ALL of our backyard items were gone! Holy Shit!!! The patio furniture, the tool shed, lawnmower, weed-eater and the kids patio bench, all gone! Sarah and I stood in our empty backyard in disbelief, as I bitched aloud about fucking thieves! Then Sarah went upstairs to get a better view of the hood. Our upstairs has a great view, that includes neighbors yards and such. It was really dark, so Sarah couldn't see much...but someone below saw her and felt "busted"

It wasn't 20 seconds later that our doorbell rang. It was one of our neighbors, standing there out of breath and sweaty!
HIM: I feel really stupid, but I have all your stuff in my backyard!
ME: WHAT?
HIM: Yeah, you've been gone for so long, I thought it was weird, so I came and got all your stuff. You want me to bring it back?
ME: UM...YEEEEAH! That would be good.
HIM: dude I'm sorry, I was just holding your stuff, 'til you came back.
ME: seriously?
HIM: yeah you never know when someone could come and take your stuff, so I was holding it for you.
ME: it's cool. :::thinking::: NOOOOO SHIT!
ME: Just bring it back, no problem.
So he brought back all our stuff except the tool shed, which we sold to him for $50 bucks. Ain't that some shit?